Post by Red Wings GM on May 4, 2007 9:13:18 GMT -5
DETROIT, MI (Hockeytown, USA) -- (PRBonkwire.com) -- May 4, 2007 -- The Hershey Bears beat the Providence Bruins 2-1 in game 2 of their series last night, going up two games to mothereffing nil as they head to Providence for game 3.
Oddly, Maxime Ouellet was in goal for Providence for game 2, bucking the system -- and the goalie -- that got them to the playoffs. Starting goalie Tim Thomas was also not on the bench.
Inside sources say that they could see Baby Bruins GM Geoff Traver dry humping Thomas in his personal suite for the whole game, and that this was the reason he didn't play.
"That's gross," Bonkosky said. "If that's what he needs to do because he isn't getting laid by his wife, that's fine. I just don't need to know about it."
Bruins officials say that Thomas may not be able to play in game 3 because Geoff knocked his artificial hip out of place.
In other news, photos were released by AsHL paparazzi of Bruins GM Geoff Traver at his computer setting his lines.
Gossip columnists note that this is an older photo of Geoff, but say it is an original and is indeed him.
"You can tell it's him for sure," Bonkosky said of his former best friend. "He's smoking a Virginia Slim. Geoff loves those. He's also working at a Amega computer and gayly sitting in his favorite gray slacks next to a dot matrix printer."
"We also can't overlook the fact that he's sporting the same haircut he does now -- one where it looks like it was cut by a blind barber. And please, those glasses -- again, the same ones he sports now. They're coke bottles."
Bonkosky, though, did refuse to comment when asked about the cheesy moustache, gut protrusion over the belt and shizznitty clothing Geoff still works.
"No more comment on these facts," he said. "We're just here in Providence to win some hockey games and make out with your mom."
