Post by Anaheim GM on Jan 30, 2005 19:31:02 GMT -5
Cincinnati, OH.- The Cincinnati Mighty Ducks, the affiliate to the Anaheim Mighty Ducks struggle early in the season and are 1-7-2 in there last 10 games. As they struggle to put a win in the standings, frustration has taken over in the locker room.
Billy Tibbets had enough of young Ryan Getzlaf's lip during the second intermission of yesterday's game and decided to take matters into his own hands by taping an "I'm a fruity pretty boy" sign to the back of his game jersey and sending him out to play the remainder of the game. Ryan caught on during his second shift and facewashed Billy in front of 8,000 Chicago fans.
As the agony of defeat grips Cincinnati, they continue their downward spiral in the standings. They are currently in last place in the conference and have the second worse record in the AsHL. "We need to start scoring goals, plain and simple," stated LWer Curtis Glencross.
Cincinnati is averaging well under 2 goals a game and are fighting for penalty minute supremecy amongst Norfolk and St. Johns. Perhaps the only "bright spot" is the physical play of the squad, however, they are known around the city as the "Quack goons". With so many penalties, fights, and majors, the "Baby Ducks" are getting the reputation of being similar to Hanson triplets of the Johnstown Chiefs. Cam Severson, Billy Tibbets, and Garret Burnett have been tossed more times than Michael Jackson's rear end from teen aged boys.
Cincinnati is 3-8-4 and Karel Pilar, a late edition to the blueline, leads the team with 7 points. Rumors swirl that the Ducks are heavily recruiting right winger, Colton Orr and LW journeyman, Reid Simpson for duties with the team. "If we can't win, we might as well give the fans SOMETHING to watch," stated a dejected Anaheim GM Mark Kopsack. He left the interview muttering. The only words that could be picked up on microphone were "pathetic, and miserable".
Billy Tibbets had enough of young Ryan Getzlaf's lip during the second intermission of yesterday's game and decided to take matters into his own hands by taping an "I'm a fruity pretty boy" sign to the back of his game jersey and sending him out to play the remainder of the game. Ryan caught on during his second shift and facewashed Billy in front of 8,000 Chicago fans.
As the agony of defeat grips Cincinnati, they continue their downward spiral in the standings. They are currently in last place in the conference and have the second worse record in the AsHL. "We need to start scoring goals, plain and simple," stated LWer Curtis Glencross.
Cincinnati is averaging well under 2 goals a game and are fighting for penalty minute supremecy amongst Norfolk and St. Johns. Perhaps the only "bright spot" is the physical play of the squad, however, they are known around the city as the "Quack goons". With so many penalties, fights, and majors, the "Baby Ducks" are getting the reputation of being similar to Hanson triplets of the Johnstown Chiefs. Cam Severson, Billy Tibbets, and Garret Burnett have been tossed more times than Michael Jackson's rear end from teen aged boys.
Cincinnati is 3-8-4 and Karel Pilar, a late edition to the blueline, leads the team with 7 points. Rumors swirl that the Ducks are heavily recruiting right winger, Colton Orr and LW journeyman, Reid Simpson for duties with the team. "If we can't win, we might as well give the fans SOMETHING to watch," stated a dejected Anaheim GM Mark Kopsack. He left the interview muttering. The only words that could be picked up on microphone were "pathetic, and miserable".