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Post by Vegas Golden Knights GM on Jan 30, 2006 0:20:59 GMT -5
To Toronto Maple Leaf GM Adriano...who turns 18 today!
When asked about his birthday, he responded, "I wish it was on the 29th instead of the 30th...The 29 would correspond with 'Felix' so well!"
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Post by torontogm on Jan 30, 2006 0:26:13 GMT -5
Oh, Nathan. You funny motherf**ker.
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Post by formerBostonGM on Jan 30, 2006 8:50:52 GMT -5
18? That's great. You can now buy dirty magazines like Penthouse, Playboy, and Gayboy. The last one has Dave and Spencer on the cover wearing cutoff jean shorts.
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Post by torontogm on Jan 30, 2006 10:31:50 GMT -5
The last one has Dave and Spencer on the cover wearing cutoff jean shorts. I'll have to frame that one!! (I can also do some gambling, too! Yay, for the lottery!)
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Post by formerBostonGM on Jan 30, 2006 11:37:15 GMT -5
Nice. You are also only a year away from 19. Then you can come down to Windsor, and Dave and I will take you to the clubs there and teach you a thing or two about the ladies. Like, getting past first base, for example. Then, when Spencer turns 19, we can actually tell him what first base is.
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Post by CapitalsGM on Jan 30, 2006 13:14:51 GMT -5
Yeah, I will show YOU GUYS how to party.
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Post by ex-BluesGM on Jan 30, 2006 15:13:47 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Adriano!
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Post by CalgaryGM on Jan 30, 2006 15:20:06 GMT -5
Happy Birthday dude!!! Have a good one.
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Post by Anaheim GM on Jan 30, 2006 15:27:56 GMT -5
Happy 18th Birthday, Adriano!!!!! Welcome to adulthood!
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Post by Detroit Cherni on Jan 30, 2006 15:37:57 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Adriano......Just head to Alberta and see all the boobs you wish there. Drinking age is 18......
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Post by CapitalsGM on Jan 30, 2006 15:48:13 GMT -5
Oooops! Happy Birthday Adriano!
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Post by torontogm on Jan 30, 2006 16:24:56 GMT -5
Thanks for all the birthday wishes, guys!!
Jeff, that's the single greatest post of the year! LOL
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Post by Red Wings GM on Jan 31, 2006 15:01:30 GMT -5
Spencer: could you show us how to party? Would it involve a sleepover at your home in Missasaugua?
I bet we'd eat quesadillas and drink root beer for dinner. Then, we'd get crazy, grab the sheet off your mom and Ralph Cawker's bed and put it over all of us like one big tent. Then, we'd take a flashlight and pass it around, telling a ghost story and illuminating our faces when it was our turn to talk.
Some time during the night, your mom would barge into the basement and say "Cookies and Milk, courtesy of the Cawkers, for all our little soldiers down there!"
And Adriano, Jeff, Gavin, myself, Mark, Nate and anyone else who wanted to join would run upstairs and soak our pastries in a liquid that came from a cow's udder.
I'm sure we'd also play Truth or Dare! Or Chutes and Ladders. But best of all, we'd break out Boggle!
TEACH ME TO PARTY LIKE THIS!
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Post by Anaheim GM on Jan 31, 2006 15:34:53 GMT -5
That is one of the funniest posts I have ever read from you, Dave.
"Soak our pastries in a liquid that came from a cow's udder."
Hilarious!!!
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Post by Detroit Cherni on Jan 31, 2006 15:55:43 GMT -5
OMG......Way too funny Dave. Watch out though, piss Spencer off enough, he'll try and pawn Jason Allison off on your again.
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