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Post by formerBostonGM on Oct 27, 2005 7:56:51 GMT -5
Dude, I'm not kidding. I spent 20 minutes last night feeling under my seats for brownies. I was convinced that there was a second brownie.
I also checked under my wife's breasts, and found no brownies and/or Red Wings General Managers.
What i did find was a place that you will never be without paying some skank a $20 bill, and that's face down in a nice set of milk bags. Ok, you can now go back to dreaming of being me.
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Post by Anaheim GM on Oct 27, 2005 8:41:10 GMT -5
You guys used to pick on me (for no d**n reason) about having an obsession with Jeff's wife's sweater puppies. I remember because it used to embarrass the hell out of me and I don't get embarassed that easily. And I NEVER did anything to welcome such accusations (although everyone knows Jeff's wife is built well) but you guys would razz me for no reason other than to make me incredibly uncomfortable.
Come to think of it, Dave you used to pick on me the most.
Dave was using a deflection technique to hide his obsession with Jeff's wife's cans. I knew it!!! All these years, you SOB it was you! Ye protesteth too loudly!!!
Dave brings up your wife's cans a lot anymore, Jeff. I am talking to Nate about have a section of the message forum with the heading...Jeff's wife's Boobtalk just so Dave will write more frequently.
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Post by Red Wings GM on Oct 27, 2005 9:22:14 GMT -5
Um, Mark. That was just one weird post. You are obsessed!
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Post by Anaheim GM on Oct 27, 2005 11:15:40 GMT -5
All I can say is...nuh uh.
Dave, you have posted twice in the past decade and both times it involves your best friend's wife's hootie hoots.
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Post by formerBostonGM on Oct 27, 2005 14:10:52 GMT -5
It's so true. He's so descriptive too. He doesn't just say breats, he says milky, white, large breasts.
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Post by FlyersGM on Nov 1, 2005 19:46:13 GMT -5
I gave my opinion of why we don't need a salary cap. I also have a pro salary cap argument too. The NHL needed a salary cap for a few reasons. To idiot proof their system and obnviously because of the financial disparities between franchise to franchise. We have both of that in the NsHL. Idoit contracts and difference between teams finances. In my above post I stated why we don't need a salary cap to correct the problems.
Now, the pro salary cap argument. Eventually over time salaries and debt may escalate, however they may not either. A salary cap will seperate the smart GM's from the lesser skilled GM's. It will make building a winning team more difficult. It adds another element to the game which I personally like. I don't need to explain more, just look at the NHL teams and there problems because of the salary cap. It will also put us on par with the NHL CBA. Just a thought. I think it'd be fun to have one.
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Post by Red Wings GM on Nov 2, 2005 9:52:58 GMT -5
You're definitely right, Jack. Jeff's wife's jugs are FANNNNN-TASTIC!
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Post by formerBostonGM on Nov 2, 2005 10:33:16 GMT -5
Only Dave can manage to turn a salary cap debate into a discussion over my wife's boobs. Not to mention, he's done it twice now in one topic. Dave: I'm going to give you a psycho analysis. Lay down on the couch and think back, and we will try to discover your obsession with big boobs. It seems that it started because your mother had you late in life. She was so old, that when she tried to breast feed you, dust came out. She was devistated after that. She completely flattened out, and it has left a scar on you for life. It got so bad that at one point, she got a pimple and tried to put a bra on it. I think we should close this session with a reality, Dave: You will never be half the man that your mother is. I think we have healed you here today.
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Post by coloradogm on Nov 2, 2005 12:48:46 GMT -5
I can't wait to use this stuff against ALL of you later on down the road!
lmao
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