Bluejackets Vote No to Weird Chinese Posts

[ColumbusGM]

“Nobody needs this weird foreign interference in their simulation hockey league,”, stated Greg Stack, “it’s ridiculous. They come into our simulated house, and harass us? Not today Chairman Mao. Not today.”

New York Jets hero, and former QB Joe Namath had some choice words for the Chinese as well.

“I don’t care about the Chinese…I just want to kiss you…”, the clearly intoxicated Namath stated.

[nyrgm]

"agreed", stated Rangers GM Cooper. "They could be saying it's the best sim league on the net, or describing their twisted sexual preferences in unnecessary detail but either way, I'm not interested", he added.

[NJDevilsGM]

According to a report in the Wall Street Journal, the random and unsolicited posts reported as being from Chinese sources is in fact a false flag operation headed by Columbus Blue Jackets GM Greg 'Shaq Attack' Stack.

"The posts appear random in nature but contain a sequence that show propaganda aimed at establishing Greg Stack as a 'top fan' with various websites," read the report in the Journal.

While the Journal withheld the names of the websites until they could be independently verified, reports have circulated the sites include popular names such as PornHub, Victoria Secrets and Viagra.

Stack declined comment when reached by the Journal, stating "my hands are busy at the moment."

[ColumbusGM]

Columbus Bluejackets General Manager Greg Stack laughed off the suggestion that he needed help to become a “top fan” with PornHub.

“Please, nobody has averaged more video previews, and fast forwards to the ending of their content than me. I don’t deny being a top fan, I deny it taking me this long to achieve. I recently won an award for the least bandwidth used per completion!”

***This post was created with voice to text technology as Mr. Stack’s hands were full at the moment of responding***